Monday, December 3, 2012

Scary Christmas: Santa's Shanty Village

Christmas has been encroaching on Halloween's turf for some time. But now, the macabre howls of Halloween are disrupting Christmas's silent night and challenging the cacophony of jingle bells.

For our first venture into Scary Christmas, we go straight for the jolly man himself - Santa. But something has gone terribly wrong. Santa's normally cheerful village has been replaced by horrible atrocities. But at least they only cost a dollar!

Miniature ceramic Christmas scenes are a holiday tradition and now, thanks to the skilled laborers from Dollar Tree responsible for Santa's Shanty Vilage, generations of children will cower in fear whenever Santa comes to town.

Let's take a closer look.
These children were clearly on the naughty list, but Scary Christmas's Santa isn't satisfied with dropping coal into stockings. No, Scary Christmas Santa brings gag gifts and then steals the children!

Little Jane was so excited to find the new makeup kit she asked for sitting by the fireplace Christmas morning. But her mood quickly turned sour as her light blue eye makeup exploded in her face.

Santa, unable to suppress his howls of laughter, sprung from beneath the dining room table, elf in toe, and scooped up Jane through a cloud of blue eye makeup.

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